knock-knock jokes

i love knock knock jokes...^^

Knock, knock 

Who's there? 
You
You who?
I'm right here

Me: Will you remember me in a day?
You: Yes.
Me: Will you remember me in a week?
You: Yes.
Me: Will you remember me in a year?
You: Yes.
Me: Will you remember me forever?
You: Yes.
Me: Knock, knock
You: Who's there?
Me: You forgot me already!

Knock, knock 
Who's there? 
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock 
Who's there? 
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock 
Who's there? 
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock, knock 
Who's there? 
Nobody.
Nobody who?
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p/s: i love you